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After a long day at the pool I don't feel up to writing too much tonight... So I found this on facebook and thought you should see it too...



Peace Out Bro Scout,
Porter Wescott

Disney World Part 6

Sorry boys, between a new shoot, Lady Gaga concert, a calendar shoot, discovering some shopping secrets about Mason Wyler (Don't leave your old mail laying around), having game nights with the boys, trying to figure things out with Cameron Marshall, laundry, cleaning, and trying to sleep between all of the above I haven't been much in the blogging state of mind. So the final day of Disney, finally.

So we went to Animal Kingdom, the park Logan used to work in so he was thrilled. We had to be at the finding Nemo show early because we were going to see our new friend Robert perform! He was so good! It was really exciting to see him in his element! And after the show he was able to get us a meet in greet with the cast. (Why is this news. IT NEVER HAPPENS THATS WHY!) So after this we went on the coolest roller coaster at Disney Expedition Everest! It was amazing if you haven't been on it I strongly encourage a trip up the forbidden mountain. We were VIPed into Festival of the Lion King (This triggers a later blog) and we got to get photos with the cast! (Another thing no one gets!) We did all the rides, Dinosaur, The Safari, The Carnival Rides. It was a blast, except everyone but Logan and Van were not feeling too hot. Give me break I had just passed a Kidney Stone and poor Robert was dehydrated and losing his lunch!

We spent the majority of the rest of the day resting and getting ready to go out to Club Pulse (Minus Logan who ended up meeting up with some of his Florida friends.) Pulse was hopping and I made some amazing contacts there, so don't be surprised if you see my face on a poster to make a club appearance in Orlando soon. Also to all you Houston drag queens, the Orlando girls raise the bar! (Another blog for another time.)

I'm going to end Disney Blogs here though boys and get this blog back to normal. We ended up staying an extra day and just hit up the rides and shows we had not already seen. (Thanks again Robert for making this possible.) The drive home... Well... It was three sleeping boys and one driving boy, the most eventful thing that happened was horrible service at a KFC!

Have a Magical Day,

Porter Wescott

Disney World Part 5

Hey guys... Sorry for the delay, sometimes doing a whole lot of nothing makes you want to do a whole lot of nothing! But this is fitting because that's what today's Disney blog is about, our off day... It was supposed to be an easy day to rest... A vacation from vacation if you will. (Logan's idea.) Believe me though, we needed it. When the boys and I hit something, we hit it hard. (We exert more energy on vacations and trips than we do during the school/work week.) We were going to take the day to Laze around the water parks and catch some sun, but sadly it didn't work out due to money and we would have been limited on time. (I want to try a Disney water park so bad now.) Instead of the lounging in the parks we did a lot of lounging around the cabin until Logan suggested we look at some of the world class hotels and hit up the Disney Shopping district and make this our souvenir shopping day. But it worked out well because we got to spend the day with our wonderful new friend Robert! (Our other new buddy Emmett dropped in but was quickly beckoned away by real life.)
The day was pretty relaxed, most of us talked as we strolled the thousands of Mickey Mouse products while Van and Logan furiously were looking for keepsakes. We stayed a few hours before heading back the cabin. I rushed it along because I started to feel something funny in my side. It was a dull pain that would jab really hard every now and then.
That night was our big dinner at O'hana. Logan has been raving about this place for months. He claimed it was his favorite restaurant on the planet. Due to the description most of us didn't eat that day and were ready to be stuffed. So as we're napping and refreshing for dinner at nine I kept having to pee. (I noticed an urgency of my bladder at Downtown Disney and that I was peeing red and thought in the back of my mind it was a Kidney Stone since it seems to be a rite of passage in my family.) It worried me before, but now I was straight up pissing blood and my side hurt bad! I was determined to make it through this amazing dinner though. We get to the restaurant and I sent Logan and Van ahead, while Dash and I found a place to park. When they were inside Dash and I discussed worst case scenario if this problem gets worse. We met the boys inside and it just got of control painful. I was peeing dried blood, the urine stream was cloudy, I was officially freaked out.
Why the hell didn't you go to the hospital you ask? Well, Logan was so excited for this dinner all week and I was determined to make sure he had a damn good time. Van and Logan walked around the hotel while we waited on our time to go up while I laid in the lounge and Dash hung back with me. The boys met us upstairs where we had run into Logan's old friend Joe who was joining us for dinner and I was informed that Logan was able to snag us the very sought after table with the fireworks view. My pain was getting worse, Logan and Van were getting more excited, the dinner was sounding more awesome... I was going to make it through this dinner if I passed that stone at the table.
We're seated at a table with an amazing view. The castle is rising above the trees across the lake. Couples are singing with the host celebrating their engagement. Huge pineapples full of rum come to our table. Plate after plate of amazing looking Polynesian food is set on the table. (Its family style all you can eat.) I keep having to leave to pee. I come back and have some Lo-Mein and two pork dumplings. I was so excited for the main course because if the starters were this good... Oh man... The boys are laughing and smiling. The food smells amazing. The server comes to our table with two skewers one with plump fat shrimp the size of your fingers, one with tender steak cutlets he puts it on our plates. I have to pee. I go downstairs to pee. Blood. Pain. Stabbing side pains. Dinner was ruined for me.
When I got to the table it broke my heart. A.) I would not get to enjoy this amazing dinner with friends. B.) Van and Logan were so happy laughing and drinking, I couldn't pull them away. Dash saw the pain in my eyes and knew it was time to go. All the boys were ready to take me to hospital (I had gotten directions earlier, that whole worst case scenario.) but I asked them (Joe, Van, and Logan) to stay and enjoy their meal because I know what it meant to them and as much as I know I can be a Me Centered I wanted them to have a carefree night and the ER is no place for that.
Dash and I aren't from Orlando, so in our made painfilled rush to find some medical help and 911 calls we got a bit lost. We were calling Joe to navigate for us form O'hana, we had the 911 lady telling us to pull over the side of the road so she could locate us (not what you want to when passing a stone) and the iPhone getting all loopy. All I have to say is, Longest... Ride... Of... My... Life...
We ended up at Celebration hospital. The place is a resort. I kid you not, it was just as nice as our cabins. We check in and go through all the tests. Pee in a cup. Pulse. Temperature. Then we're forgotten about... The nurse didn't even realize my cup of pee was sitting next to her. If you've been in an emergency room you know its done by their idea of who needs it most. So dumb ass I dropped grease on my foot went before myself and a child was shivering so severely it broke my heart. In my time in the waiting room, (The whole 4 hours of it) I learned that Orlando Florida is in what is called the Kidney Stone belt and almost everyone in that room had a Kidney Stone to pass. Weird? Well think about it, rides jostling you around, you're not hydrated, you're not eating a balanced meal so it makes sense. I was a victim of circumstance.
Logan, Van, and Joe show up to keep me company. Though Logan and Van's energy level did not match mine. (The photos of the back of my head are me in pain and Logan taking pictures.) "For your blog! For your blog." Thanks brother.... Our names were called right as Aiden Ash showed up at the hospital to hang out with us. That was a let down because we were seconds away from being a hospital party. I didn't see the point of the boys waiting in the lobby while I sat in the back rooms so I bid them good night and went in. Cat scans, IVs... Celebration Hospital was going to make a buck off of me. I was in the room with a Doctor and Nurse who were at Disney on vacation as well (Remember this detail) and they were both in there for Kidney stones! It was crazy. Loooooong story short of the back room was I passed the stone. It hurt. I was tired. I was hungry. I was disappointed and I just wanted this day over with.
Dash took me home to find Robert, Van, and Aiden watching ENCHANTED and Logan asleep in the wall bed and he kept mumbling something about shutting up. My easy day... Was harder than it should have been but that clock said 3 am so I said good night.

Have a Magical Day,
Porter Wescott

Disney World Part 4

If there is one place I’m comfortable it is up on stage with the spotlights on me. That is why I loved Disney’s Hollywood Studios! The place is amazing! If you haven’t been it is like you stepped onto a Hollywood back lot and you’re the star! (Wow, that sounds like I’m writing the copy for a Disney ad!) Some of the best thrill rides at the whole resort are in this park. (Keep in mind I said some, not all.) The Tower of Terror drops you thirteen floors, and when you’re gymnast who is incredibly flexible you can’t help but contort yourself into all kinds of shapes as you free fall though the air. There is also the Rocking Roller Coaster, (The Aerosmith coaster) that takes you from 0 – 60 in mere seconds, the photos on this one were priceless! Everyone’s faces were peeled back with their lips flapping. (These were another part of the Wescott charm walking us onto rides.)
A fan of mine was able to set up some photos that most people are not able to get with characters. So I’m pretty excited about a few of these. Though there was a particularly interesting photo we took this day. It was a photo of Alejandro aiming a “T-Bomb” at me. What makes this so funny is that later that night the boys and I went to the Parliament House (basically a club/hotel/bath house/ disease fest in Orlando) and shook our asses. Something snapped inside Alejandro and he tore into me. I honestly don’t know what I did to deserve the royal ass ripping he was giving me but he would not let up. Logan and his ex were passed out in the middle of the car, we were lost in Orlando and I had no where to go, then in the back here is Alejandro stirring the shit pot about things that had no business being brought up on our vacation. When I refused to give into his games he started to tell me how stupid I made him, that my very presence sucked his brain power out of his ears. I asked him what the nearest airport was back to Houston and got my wish. Alejandro was gone the next day. As far as I’m concerned… Alejandro Monte Carlo is dead to me. I’ll accept of things in my life but I will not accept being placed beneath someone because they feel they are superior to me, and I will not be told I am stupid. He’s gone. It is not a friendship I feel is worth fighting for because the “T-Bombs” have become far too frequent and are starting to make no damn sense. Voldemort you may have your follower back.

Have a Magical Day,
Porter Wescott

I Break For Porn!

Let's take a little diversion from all that Disney magic to talk about what I do... This scene was one of my favorite scenes I've ever done. I mean, three hot guys all up on each other. What's not to like? And the reviews I'm receiving for it are unbelievable, TheSword.Com is calling it one of the most perfect threeways ever filmed. (Thanks guys!) Fans are tweeting and e-mailing me like crazy with praises... I'm not patting my own back I'm just flabbergasted at the response! (You should never pass up the opportunity to say flabbergasted when you can use it properly in a sentence.) This was one of the biggest trains in RandyBlue history. Porn history in the making! (If such a history matters at all, but to me it does!) CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TRAILER FOR THE SCENE. (Heck, even I signed up with the trial membership to check this one out!) Let me know what you think and if you liked it! Can't wait to hear your thoughts!

Peace Out Bro Scout,

Porter Wescott

Disney World Part 3

On the second day of Disney my true love gave to me, an Epcot drinking spree! Hey guys, welcome back to my Disney trip blog scrapbook. It was the day of Epcot and I was really excited to go to Future World then try different drinks from around the world. When we first got to Epcot we made a bee line to Soarin’ Over California where we met up with this guy Robert, who ended up being someone we spent every day with that week. It’s almost funny that he was so quiet the first day we met him but the rest of the week was a full time chatter box/entertainment. Though there was a divide in the day, half of us wanted to enjoy the rides and shows, while the other half wanted to drink themselves into an oblivion. Logan, our unofficial Disney tour guide mapped out our route so we had time to do everything. Though, again, my charms got us onto every ride though the backdoor so we were able to save lots of time. (I’m really not bragging, it boggled my mind as well!) In Future World we met up with Logan’s old fuck buddy/crush and our new friend from the Magic Kingdom, thus bringing us from a gaggle of gays to a flock of fairies. If you haven’t been to Epcot it is an experience! With everything from the GM Test Track to drinking exotic drinks from around the world, it is down the house fantastic.
There was a dark side to the day though… Some boys can not hold their tongues when they are pumped full of liquor. I could see though the day that there was a black storm cloud brewing. Logan, had to have some alone time and I could see the glazing over of Alejandro’s eyes as he prepared to drop what he has dubbed the “T-Bombs”. ( A T-Bomb is the supposed grouping of “truths” that Alejandro has collected about me to use against me anytime (every time) he gets drunk.) So the day was going swimmingly until we were riding the Malestrom in Norway and Alejandro decided it was time for him to drop his “T-Bomb”. Apparently he felt I was being inappropriate with a guy, when I am “talking” to another guy. The real “T-Bomb” should have been aimed in his direction and the truth of the matter was the guy we were hanging out with that he had his eyes on was giving me attention and not him. So a scene was made on the ride and everything went down hill from there. During the fireworks which should have been fantastic Logan’s ex had a break down, Logan had a break down, and Alejandro spent the twenty minutes trying to get in my face about things which he had no idea of what he was speaking. A hot mess day… A hot mess day…

Have a Magical Day,
Porter Wescott